YouвЂ™re the sort of person who, on principle, no longer expects anything of anything. (Or: in which Karkat Vantas is accidentally propositioned two different memos are had several relationships are implied, flipped, and implied again four interspecies couples are discussed, a fifth is strongly suggested, and a sixth subtly demonstrated everyone is very confused by alien romance and sexuality systems there is a reasonable amount of innuendo and John Egbert has been kept woefully out of the loop.) For a prompt on the kink meme. Quotes from books on my shelf Every experience is unrepeatable. MOM EVERYBODY IS GONNA BE COMING OVER ON THE HOLIDAYS she yelled out her bedroom door as she headed to the bathroom for a well deserved soak. Feferi closed her laptop with a giant smile and placed it on her bedside table. Summary: Items and ideas from the trollsвЂ™ culture sometimes appear in the humansвЂ™, and not always in ways that they appreciate. cuttlefishCullerCC closed вЂFRUITY RUMPUS ASSHOLE FACTORYвЂ™ at 21:49. Interspecies diplomacy at its finest by adjuvantQasida Mythology has always appealed to me, and seeing the trolls as figures in human pantheons is very entertaining. Upon entering the new universe as gods, however, they discover that the native alien mythology implies a very different sequence of events. Summary: The trolls win their game and claim the Ultimate Reward, with no Bec Noir to screw everything up and no asteroid to go stir-crazy on. Pairings: mainly DaveTerezi, but also some TereziGamzee But itвЂ™s done very well and an enjoyable read if you like either of these characters. ItвЂ™s not a pairing I see often, and I guess thatвЂ™s part of the reason I love it.

If you are going to watch someone drown you damn well need to be the person who instigated it in the first place. Summary: Equius Zahhak is a fucking disgusting snobbish hoofbeast fetishist with a serious sweating problem but fuck if you are going to watch the idiot fucking drown right in front of you. You guys read anything interesting lately? Quavo se retira de Migos El rapero dice que no se siente comodo en el grupo musical. IвЂ™d like to hear other peopleвЂ™s recommendations, though. Gobierno de Nicaragua premia a Estudiante de quimica y farmacia de esteli que encontro la cura del covid 19. I have also tried to mention no more than one fic from any given author, but many people on this list have produced a lot more quality stuff!

IвЂ™ve tried to avoid listing super popular fics that people might have heard about already, and thereвЂ™s countless others that IвЂ™m forgetting or canвЂ™t find again, not to mention all the goodfic out there that I just donвЂ™t know about, so this list is, of course, very short and very incomplete. Some people might like them, and some people might not, so take this list with a grain of YMMV. IвЂ™m not saying this list contains the best fics evarr omg, but I am saying that this is a list of Homestuck fanfics I enjoyed and would personally recommend, in no particular order.

Fruity rumpus asshole factory